May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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