Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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