is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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