i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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