Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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