he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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