Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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