How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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