My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize