bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
