I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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