Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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