Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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