if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
handjob tips. give me some.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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