Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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