he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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