At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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