he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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