The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it glows. i had to have it.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I need you to use more vowels.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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