Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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