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May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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