I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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