how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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