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(409): View more from Texas

i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(512): View more from Texas

I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.

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(415): View more from California

He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.

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(310): View more from California

I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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(516): View more from New York

the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball

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