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i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(773) i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst. (773)SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person http://tfl.nu/tfn0

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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(703): i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts http://tfl.nu/gdmu

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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(403): I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like. http://tfl.nu/sasf

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

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(201): My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question? http://tfl.nu/fkcd

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(703): I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you? http://tfl.nu/lfio

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(773): View more from Illinois

well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.

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(773): well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it. http://tfl.nu/vp9s

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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(865): He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears http://tfl.nu/nyec

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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(570): 12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began http://tfl.nu/mu8u

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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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(815): Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark http://tfl.nu/xtgk

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.

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(973): Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings. http://tfl.nu/ds3w

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(563): View more from Iowa

I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

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(563): I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one? http://tfl.nu/bi5f

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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?

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Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.

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(510): This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over? (925): Quite the smooth talker. There in 5. http://tfl.nu/ccg0

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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.

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(904): The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins. http://tfl.nu/2pe6

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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.

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(910): Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here. http://tfl.nu/sd9v

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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.

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(407): Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone. http://tfl.nu/oywy

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