Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
the sex got boring after the first three hours