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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

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  that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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• (806): View more from Texas

  He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.

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  I feel like you never had a virginity..

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?

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  stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD

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