Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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