Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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