You're so nebulous sometimes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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