I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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