Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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