have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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