The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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