North Korea, Best Korea!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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