Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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