actually, I'm a sock model
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i out mim tonsoeep
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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