So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just blew my weed a kiss
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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