new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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