ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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