I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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