I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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