i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
