return my video game
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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