his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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