Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Houston, we have a squirter
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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