she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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