Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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