Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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