Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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