Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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