chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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