wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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