So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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