Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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