Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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