i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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