I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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