Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Green mimosas i think yes
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
