At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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